On
the occasion, someone will ask me why I call my Spouse “Spouse”. Today is a perfect day to share!
It
all started seventeen short years ago, on March 16, 1996 in a little country
church in Florida and two very young & blissfully ignorant individuals. You
can read a little more about that in last year’s anniversary post here.
(I just read it. It's way better than this one, & it wasn't written on I-10. Yes. It's a glamorous life.)
So,
we had this wedding. It was small and very cheesy by today’s Pinterest
standards. I loved my dress. Our cake was the coolest: individual, stand-alone
tiers topped with dolphins in lieu of those little dolls or chubby little
Precious Moments people. We were all about simple. Less is more. I had two of
my (still) very best friends on the earth stand up with me and that was that.
The
wedding was fun, the honeymoon was grand and then it was over.
Then.
Then
came all that name-change paperwork: Social Security, Driver’s License,
utilities, bank, HR at work, etc.
A bunch of hassle. There wasn’t
all this online “Edit Your Profile” jazz. This was “Complete this section in
blue or black ink” kind of jazz.
“Your
name. Spouse’s name”.
“Your
name. Spouse’s name”.
“Your
name. Spouse’s name”.
Over
and over.
Somewhere
along the way, the joke was, “Look. You are just the ‘second line’. The
spouse.” It was in good fun and not at all disrespectful. So, it just stuck. We
referred to one another as “Spouse”.
Lest
we keep a term of endearment to ourselves, our friends started calling Mark
“Spouse”, too! Too fun.
Well,
why stop there?
Our
people called us “The Spouses”.
A
few years ago, I found myself offering quite the bit of unsolicited marriage
advice. :) (All in the name of love and
fun.) Spouse would share his two rules for woman-care: “Never let ‘em get tired
or hungry.” (All in the name of love and man.)
These
little nuggets would become known as “Spouseisms”, which you are reading!
So,
there it is.
And, I'd do it again.
The cheesy wedding. The cake. The dress.
The Spouse.
The cheesy wedding. The cake. The dress.
The Spouse.
Do
y’all have any cutesy names?
I may be making this up, but did you walk down the aisle to "Because You Loved Me?" I at least know that it was played and I credit that moment with the beginning of my Celine lovefest. So, "thank-you" Mark and Melissa for introducing me to Celine Dion. It was a momentous day for all of us.
ReplyDeleteYou make up nothing. It was the Unity Candle song. I should add that I LOVE our song, too.
DeleteShe makes me happy.